thewebspinner:

mistersmoran:

thewebspinner:

mistersmoran:

thewebspinner:

mistersmoran:

[Sebastian snorts and straightens up.]  You psychopath

[In the ways of fond insults, that’s probably Seb’s favourite.]

Well, it would. If I kill you first, I don’t have shoot you in the back for walking away. I do have some integrity.

[He protests, offering the other man a quiet, lopsided little smile.]

Bodybag. What? I can’t hear you. Bodybag? Bodybag.

Of course you’d say that. I’d shoot you now if you didn’t. Maybe.

You are such a bloody liar.

What makes you say that? Of course I would. If you came up and just said “Hey, Jim, sorry mate, but one day I’m probably gonna stab you in the back and take over, or y’know, bugger off and work for someone else,” or whatever, of course I’d shoot you in the face. I’d be a fool to sit around and wait with a target on my back.

Don’t be ridiculous. Why would I want to take over? Everyone knows the leader’s the one that has to deal with all the administrative bullshit and all the hate. I don’t want everyone to be trying to kill me, that’ll get in the way of all my fun!